TFLN

 1. Fine, I’ll help you do a summoning spell, just make sure you are really specific, I don’t want to mess that up again.

2. Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me..

3. The last thing I remember is you telling me to drink the “potion” you made. It was just vodka with food coloring.

4. I think we swapped clothes last night. In other news, green really isn’t my color.

5. Text him!